Hello, Ben here!
NEWS FLASH – OLDACRE PRIMARY SCHOOL CLOSED DUE TO SNOW
That came on the radio on Monday and we haven’t been to school all week. Awesome!
Anyway, I expect you’ve been wondering what happened when Jessica found the Christmas spider in her knicker drawer. We were just making a snow fort at the bottom of the garden when we heard a yell. We ran in to see the fun. Big mistake.
It wasn’t Jessica who’d found the Christmas spider – it was Mrs Black. I don’t know how she knew it was us who’d put it there! When she’d finished telling us off, she noticed the snow prints we’d left on the new carpet in the hall . . . and up the stairs . . . and on the landing. We scarpered – leaving a load more prints on the way down!
Anyway, we were still determined to get Jessica so we asked Bart to come and burp some spiders into her toy box in the lounge. But it wasn’t Jessica who found the spiders – it was Mrs Black again! She doesn’t like spiders, so she’s locked herself in her bedroom and won’t come out, even though Max has promised her there are no spiders anymore – which is true. They’ve all disappeared, of course, like Bart’s burped spiders always do.
School’s open on Monday and we’ve got an idea for a snowtastic trick to play on the teachers. It’s going to be brilliant! We’ll tell you all about it next week. Now we’re off to make plans with the gargoylz . . .
P.S. Bart’s just made up a great joke and he can’t stop laughing.
Q: What do you call a hot snowman?
A: A puddle
I have made a snowman and my little brother called him Snow frost.
Matthewsaid on January 24th, 2010 at 5:59 pm
Wow, snow frost is a cool name! Bet he was an awesome snowman.
said on January 25th, 2010 at 9:26 am
I made a snow bunny!
Sarahsaid on January 25th, 2010 at 3:36 pm
Spluttering Gutterz! What wonderful snowmen. We called our snow dragon Smoky!
said on January 25th, 2010 at 5:21 pm
lol nice joke, not enough snow to get of school, and at school your not aloud to make snowmen
zachsaid on February 17th, 2010 at 9:03 pm
>:(
zachi HATE school!
said on February 17th, 2010 at 9:03 pm
>:)
zachgot a new trick!
ill tell you soon
said on February 17th, 2010 at 9:04 pm
To Zach. We didn’t used to think much of school either until we met the gargoylz. Are you sure there aren’t some secret friends at your school?
said on March 8th, 2010 at 12:45 pm
I made a snowman called Mr COLD!
jamessaid on January 14th, 2011 at 6:05 pm