Agent Ben Neal reporting and in training. Tonight Max and I have a very important mission. It’s Sport Relief and we’re going to have a sponsored hop. But it’ll be a sponsored hop with a difference. We’re going to hop for five minutes straight and see how many jokes we can tell at the same time. And every joke has got to be a sport joke… We’ll let you know how we get on.
But first – Bart, who thinks he is the master of jokes, has insisted I pass on his advice about how to warm up for an event like this.
- Eat lots of yummy cookiez to build your strength.
- To protect your voice, don’t answer any questionz in class. (All jokes have to be said out loud.)
- Play some awesome trickz to get yourself in the mood. Burping up spiderz near girlz is a good one.
- Eat more cookiez to keep up your strength.
- Eat even more cookiez.
We’ll tell you how it went next week.
It’s half past two and afternoon play. We’ve managed to eat seven chocolate fingers, three custard creams and a doughnut. We know that’s not a cookie but it was lovely. So we’re all ready for tonight.
said on March 19th, 2010 at 2:46 pm
Hey, good luck with the Sponsored hop!!!
Suzysaid on March 19th, 2010 at 2:50 pm
HIYA,GUYS! TELL THE GARGOYLZ I SAID HI ALRIGHT?
troisaid on March 20th, 2010 at 1:03 am
YA KNOW,COOKIES ARENT HEALTHY.
troisaid on March 20th, 2010 at 1:05 am
I LOVE COOKIES!!!!!
troisaid on March 20th, 2010 at 1:06 am
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
troisaid on March 20th, 2010 at 1:07 am
CAN WE DO A TRICK?
troisaid on March 20th, 2010 at 1:09 am
BEN,CAN I SEE TOBY?
troisaid on March 20th, 2010 at 1:11 am
Wow Troi, thanks for your blogs. Toby is a bit too shy to let you see him – you know how scared gargoylz are of humans – but he’s pleased you want to meet him.
said on March 23rd, 2010 at 9:40 am
Hi Toby
Sadiewill you give me a lesson on tricks and jokes and if you do I will tell you a joke back!
said on March 28th, 2010 at 4:43 pm
cool cant wait 2 find out how it went i luv ur books there wicked
louissaid on March 28th, 2010 at 7:44 pm
my advice? eat COOKIEZ AT LEAST 99999999999999 a day
louissaid on March 28th, 2010 at 7:47 pm
Spluttering gutterz Louis that’s a lot of cookiez! Ben and Max are really pleased that you like reading about our adventures.
said on March 29th, 2010 at 2:56 pm
Dear Sadie,
Us gargoylz love playing tricks. We have a simple rule – All tricks must be fun and not nasty. Bart was very excited when he read you might post a joke. We hope you do.
said on March 29th, 2010 at 2:59 pm
Rule 5008:Gargoylz must eat cookiez and cakez every day
jamessaid on January 14th, 2011 at 8:46 pm