Agent Max Black reporting.
Poor Ben. His computer came back from being fixed and his dad took it away for another week. All because Arabella made a silly fuss about him using her laptop without asking.
Half term is about to start! Ben and I are going camping with our families. Problem is we’ve got to take Jessica and Arabella.
Today in school, Mr Widget brought in his bagpipes and gave us a concert in the hall for an hour. It was awful. It sounded like an elephant with toothache. We had to do something and we knew just who to ask for help – the gargoylz! We quickly devised a secret plan – Stop the Bagpipes.
We asked to go to the toilet but Miss Bleet insisted on walking us there. Luckily she didn’t come inside. We climbed on a toilet and stuck our heads out of the window. Even there we could hear the bagpipes. Ben gave a whistle and Toby came flying over. We asked him to find Zack and told him our secret plan.
We went back to the hall. Mr Widget was droning away at ‘the wheels on the bus go round and round.’ Nothing happened for a bit but then Ben and I saw the glint of a pin sailing through the air and heading straight for the bagpipes. Our secret plan was working. The next second there was a terrible wheezing sound and the bagpipes deflated! They sounded like one of Barney’s best bottom burps. Mrs Hogsbottom shouted “Outrageous!” and told Mr Widget he’d have to stay behind after school. He had broken school rule number 854 – teachers must not make rude noises when playing musical instruments.
Mum’s yelling at me to get packed. Can’t wait for our camping trip. Ben and I are sharing a tent – with the gargoylz of course. We’re going to make a secret plan to scare our pesky sisters. Tell you all about it next week.