Unfortunately Ben wasn’t fast enough hiding from Arabella and her five zillion and three photos of the dolls’ museum even though he hid on the top shelf of the airing cupboard.
Anyway he soon recovered when I told him we were going to spend the whole of the next day in my garden right away from his annoying sister.
However, I’d forgotten that my annoying sister would be around. When we got outside, ready for a game of superspies, Jessica had taken over the whole lawn with a yucky teddy bears’ picnic and told us to go away and play indoors.
We were about to spray her with water from the hose when Mum saw us and made us sweep the patio – and she said she was going to keep an eye on us.
We were just thinking that this wasn’t going to be a fun day after all when a pair of stony ears popped up from a pot plant. It was Zack, and Neb was with him. We pretended to be polishing the pot and bent down to tell them all about Jesscia taking over the garden. Zack and Neb grinned at each other so we knew they were going to do something cool. Zack disappeared and Neb blended with the patio stones.
When Jessica went inside to get more juice, her teddy bears began moving about. She couldn’t believe her eyes when she came back to see Grumblytum on his head, Sleepytime Ted up a tree and Mr Fuzzyfur with his head through a hole in the fence and the others were all in a heap on the shed roof. And half the picnic had been eaten. She let out an ear-splitting scream and told Mum that we’d done it! Of course Mum knew it wasn’t us as she’d been watching us making a beautiful job of the patio. Jessica was so cross she started taking her bears inside. We helped which made her even crosser and then we had a great game of superspies. It’s extra good when you’ve got two vanishing gargoylz!
Bart has read a teddy bear joke in a book.
Q. What do you get if you cross a skunk with a teddy bear?
A. Winnie the Pooh!
Oh dear he’s just made one up one of his own.
Q. What do you get if you cross a bottom burping gargoyle with a teddy bear?
A. Barney the Pooh!
I’ve thought of another trick I can play on Jessica. Going off to get tin foil and a plunger!
dear max and ben can you come to my house it’s in doncaster England. can you tell the gargoylz to come too? lots of love from dylan xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
dylansaid on August 12th, 2010 at 8:46 am
The gargoylz might already be at your house, Dylan! Have you looked up at your roof – or the nearby church or school? Remember. Gargoylz don’t like to be seen by humans so they might be hiding.
said on August 13th, 2010 at 10:58 am
Could you send the Gargoylz to my house please?
jamessaid on January 14th, 2011 at 5:41 pm
come to my house i know a lot of gargoylz pranks from your best fan TOMMY TYRER
tommy tyrersaid on April 5th, 2011 at 3:18 pm
Soundz like you don’t need any help, Carl! Keep up those pranks!
said on April 9th, 2011 at 11:24 am