We made an awesome base by sticking loads of big boxes together.
We had a tunnel and a secret lab and a launch pad for our superspy rocket. But then Jessica came along. She wanted to play but she didn’t want to play Spy-boy. We didn’t want to play Spy-boy with her either but instead she wanted our base to be a princess castle! Ben and I were nearly sick.
Luckily Bart, Jelly and Neb had come to play with us. So Jelly melted down into a squidgy blob all over her shoes, Neb blended in with the cardboard and tripped Jessica up and Bart burped some spiders down her neck. Jessica ran away screaming and so the secret base became a princess-free zone again.
Bart wanted us to tell you his best joke for this time of year but he likes two and couldn’t decide which one. What do you think?
Q. What season is it when you’re on a trampoline?…
Q. Can February March?…
A. No but April May!
Ben and I have to make a model of a king for history homework so we’re going to plan it out this weekend. We’ve chosen King Henry the eighth and I’ve had an awesome idea about how to do it that will be a trick as well.