Max’s Dalek impression with the tin foil and the plunger was really realistic. He knew Jessica is scared of them so he barged into her bedroom in his disguise, chanting ‘exterminate, exterminate’ and hoping she’d run for her life. But it didn’t work like that. She whacked him over the head with a fairy wand saying that she was Doctor Who and that was her sonic screwdriver.
We had a postcard from Italy today. It was a bit damp round the edges. We’d been wondering where Barney had got to as we hadn’t seen him on the church recently and the other gargoylz couldn’t tell us. Anyway, it was his writing on the card. It said that last week he saw Mrs Hogsbum packing for her holiday and filling her case with cookies. He dived straight in, got zipped up and next thing he knew he was in a hotel in Venice and Mrs Hogsbum was unpacking her knickers. He was so scared he scrambled out of the window and fell straight in a canal. He didn’t know the roads are all made of water in Venice.
He says he’s having a great time eating pasta and gelato – that’s Italian for ice cream – and he can’t wait until she visits the Leaning Tower of Pizza. He hopes it’s cheese and tomato!
