Agent Neal reporting. I’m on the computer at school and I’m meant to be finding out some boring old stuff about ‘Farming in the Swiss Alps’ but Max and I have got something much more important to do – secret plan: catch up with our blog.
Sorry you didn’t get to hear Bart’s joke. He’s says we must start with it this week so here it is…
Q. How do you spot a modern spider?
A. He doesn’t have a web, he has a website!
Bart rolled about on his fat tummy for five minutes after telling us that.
On Wednesday the gargoylz called us into the church after school. They said they had a surprise. We’d just sat down on a pew and Ira started to tell us a long story about when he went to sea on his pirate ship. (Ira has never been to sea in his life!)
Suddenly Barney came running down the aisle saying it was snowing! He dashed for the door, yelling “Time for a snowball fight.” Max and I were really excited and we charged after him. When we got outside we found there wasn’t any snow – on the ground that is. The gargoylz had played a trick on us. But there was something even better – a big plate of round, coconutty, chocolately cakes. Barney told us they’re called Coconut Snowballs. He got the recipe from one of the vicar’s magazines.
And they were awesome!
I can hear Miss Bleet wittering on to Lucinda Tellingly about how hard she’s worked. Yuck!
Now she’s coming over here. Better switch screens before she sees this.
