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Max Black, hopper and joke joint champion – with Ben Neal – using the classroom computer.

Here’s the lowdown on last week’s Sport Relief. We managed three hundred and thirteen jokes between us in five minutes of constant hopping. These are the top five football jokes, voted by the gargoylz…

Q. Why are football players never invited out for dinner?
A. Because they’re always dribbling!

Q. Which football team loves ice cream?
A. Aston Vanilla!

Warning Bart special
Q. Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
A. Webley stadium!

Q. Why should you be careful playing any game against a team of big cats?
A. They might be cheetahs!

Q. Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding?
A. They got jellygated! That’s Jelly’s favourite.

Ben and I have got to go and meet the gargoylz now as we’ve got a trick to plan. Ben’s sister, Arabella has been really annoying today. She’s a school monitor and thinks that means she can be the biggest bossyboots in the history of biggest bossyboots!

Ben’s just come up with a fantastic idea for a trick. We’ll tell you about it next week…

Agent Ben Neal reporting and in training. Tonight Max and I have a very important mission. It’s Sport Relief and we’re going to have a sponsored hop. But it’ll be a sponsored hop with a difference. We’re going to hop for five minutes straight and see how many jokes we can tell at the same time. And every joke has got to be a sport joke… We’ll let you know how we get on.

But first – Bart, who thinks he is the master of jokes, has insisted I pass on his advice about how to warm up for an event like this.

Eat lots of yummy cookiez to build your strength.
To protect your voice, don’t answer any questionz in class. (All jokes have to be said out loud.)
Play some awesome trickz to get yourself in the mood. Burping up spiderz near girlz is a good one.
Eat more cookiez to keep up your strength.
Eat even more cookiez.

We’ll tell you how it went next week.

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