The world cup is over – boo hoo! Only stupid sisters like Arabella and Jessica are pleased about that. Never mind, the football season starts soon!
Sports day was wicked. Toby and Eli hid in the sacks and Miss Bleet thought they were haunted. And then Neb blended in with the sand in the long jump and tickled all the jumpers’ feet!
Next, Max and I won the leapfrog race! Lucinda and Tiffany were in the lead but they kept stopping to make sure that they weren’t showing their pants so we beat them easy peasy – and without the gargoylz help.
But you can never keep the gargoylz quiet for long and soon they were playing a trick. Mr Widget was selling his homemade lemonade to the parents. First Theo distracted him by doing his kitten impression. While he was busy shooing him off, Zack popped invisible and stuck a pin in all the plastic cups. Every time Mr Widget went to serve a drink he was showered in lemonade! He was so sweet and sticky he got chased by wasps. He zoomed down the 50m sprint faster than all the year 6 kids and won the race! (The wasps came second.)
On Monday we’ve got a school trip. We’re going to an open air theatre to see a play by some bloke called Shakespeare. Mrs Hogsbum says it will be really good so it definitely won’t be. We’re going to get all the gargoylz to come along. They’ll have fun and Ira can make it rain during the boring bits which will probably be all the time.
Tags: Ben Eli Ira Lucinda Max Miss Bleet Mr Weedy Widget Mrs Hogsbum Neb Shakespeare Sports Day Toby Zack
